Wacky World Tour

Hey everyone,
We have made it safe to New York and after 30+ hours in transit we are feeling a little worse for wear today (this had nothing to do with us hitting bars when we got in at 12:30am and eventually being kicked out at 4:30am).
Seeing we are being charged an arm and a leg for internet we shall list our story so far in dot point:
- Arrived in New York at 12:30
- Eat New York pizza
- Hit bar number 1
- Decide it is a sausage fest, go to bar 2
- Dance to country music, meet girl that we have all decided we are going to marry from texas.
- Order Cherry Beer (the only good thing about this beer is it makes every other beer after it taste brilliant)
- Ruin chances with Texan girl by leading her to believe we don’t know what this “Internets” thing she keeps talking about.
- Kicked out of bar 2. Look for bar 3 with no success.
- Get up later than expected. It is as hot as (meat)balls here. Go to Central Park, hang out with Adam Sandler and his dog “Turbo”
- Ate at Little Italy, Carl expects change for the money he gives - they take it as a generous tip, Carlos cries.
- Carlos is rewarded for his generous tip by not being allowed access to the subway that he has also paid for.
- Wall Street, Chafing, 9/11, Chafing, Empire State Building
- Write a blog on here to annoy everyone who is in Australia at the moment working whilst eating a $1 Whopper.

We have already wasted too much time on here and we need the $1 for the strippers so we best be off.
Stay classy Brisbane - know it will be hard without us there.
Maul, Patt, Cimp, Pinger